In case you didn’t know(how can you not) there was an earthquale a while ago.
The Earthquale is California’s state bird.
You had better fucking believe the Earthquale is California’s state bird!
(It was a 4.4 — not too bad, rollier and less abrupt than the weaker one a few weeks ago. I was a good 40 miles from the epicenter. In California, this is just how we do.)