Kelly: Rye whiskey makes the house taste better and the band sound sweeter and your baby smaller OH BOY
Kelly: Rye whiskey makes the colors brighter
Me: and the flowers smeller
Kelly: makes the back room darker
I’ve never been much interested in drinking:
- tastes disgusting
- nausea, headaches
- I don’t want to annoy people
- being sober is pretty fun
BUT there are reasons for conducting a controlled experiment:
- learn about how the universe works!
- learn about how my body works
- drink classy stuff?
- be hilarious, laugh at things
- acting research!!
- celebrate school being over
So if I were to have a night of BUI (blogging under the influence) in a week or so, would you promise to (try to) be amused rather than annoyed?
=} We’re in for a lovely evening, folks.