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The number of Spaceman Spiff Ukuleles in the universe is now 1. You’re welcome, universe
is “people with strong eyebrows” a sexual orientation??
im sayin.
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Kids Movie Parallels | The Lion King
↳ Simba trying to wake MufasaEVERYONE NOTICED THAT
I WAS LIKE FIVE AND I NOTICED THAT
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO MAKE A GIFSET
ALL YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED HERE IS HURTING PEOPLE WITH FEELINGS
oh noooo no no no no no no
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There comes a point in your life now and then where you just have to say to yourself: “I have to poop too much to think about this right now.
Summertumblr liquorkickoff
Kelly: Rye whiskey makes the house taste better and the band sound sweeter and your baby smaller OH BOY
Kelly: Rye whiskey makes the colors brighter
Me: and the flowers smeller
Kelly: makes the back room darker
I’ve never been much interested in drinking:
- tastes disgusting
- nausea, headaches
- I don’t want to annoy people
- being sober is pretty fun
BUT there are reasons for conducting a controlled experiment:
- learn about how the universe works!
- learn about how my body works
- drink classy stuff?
- be hilarious, laugh at things
- acting research!!
- celebrate school being over
So if I were to have a night of BUI (blogging under the influence) in a week or so, would you promise to (try to) be amused rather than annoyed?
=} We’re in for a lovely evening, folks.
My mom, siblings, and self.
Hope your mothers’ Mother’s Days were swell!
